Monday, July 27

Fancy Fantastic Fanny Packs and all their hands-free care-free goodness

I found out today that not everyone is thankful that fanny packs exist. I mean, I guess I knew they weren't cool- I'm not wearing mine to church or to the mall or anything. But I thought that everyone, at one point or another, takes their fanny pack out of the closet and says/thinks "gee- i'm glad i have this because today's the day i need it!"

Anyone?

Hello?


What about the convenience of it all?? No panicking because you don't know where to put your purse on a rollercoaster. No shlepping around a big old purse all around God's green earth. No worrying about where your stuff is. Hands-free, care-free, wonderful goodness.

Anyone?

Hello?


Upon further investigation, even my dear husband said that outside of a major theme park, HE wouldn't even allow me to bring my fanny pack. Apparently, fanny packs blend in with all the funny hats and shirts Disney fans wear all around the park (which I also love) and so I was allowed to use it. I was shocked- I thought fanny packs were NORMAL.


Am I alone here? Does comfort and convenience always succumb to style?

Ok- so because I am sooooo comfortable in my own skin (and my fanny pack), here are some pics I found into COOL fanny pack world. Look how carefree and happy I am with both hands free! And I look totally awesome, right?





Hello??

Anyone??

3 comments:

  1. In reality it is possible that you are the only true cool and stylish one and those of us avoiding fanny packs at all cost are really the dorky ones. It's a theory I think you should adopt! I don't even own one-can you believe it? I may need to borrow yours-I just wish it was a fluorescent color!

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  2. If you really want to fight the power, don't wear it straight like The Man expects. Instead, cock it to the side a little. Look The Man straight in the eye and say "hey, The Man, you can't hold me down."

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  3. look up www.existentialcrisis.com

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