Friday, February 5

To My Dear Superpretzel

dear superpretzel,

you really are....
what's the word....
super. 

i love your plumpness
and your salty finish.

i love your warm doughy center
that gives me carb overload
which i always truly enjoy.

your cute little nugget self
is certainly a humble look
for someone with such a
big
yummy
flavor.

thanks for being on sale.
thanks for fitting in my crowded freezer
and for helping to kick out that stupid spinach
i kept pretending i'd eat.

i won't ever let our time apart
be too long ever again

i love you my nuggeys.
i really do.


by the way
i felt the need to tell you....
you look really good in yellow.
i loved your little mustard suit.
very spicy.

let's get together again real soon.




love,
superpretzel......eater.

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