Friday, July 9

Why You Should (or should not) Wear Spray Sunscreen

Only wear spray sunscreen if you want to look like the striped ninja ranger.

"What are the colors of a striped ninja ranger?" you ask.
Swollen Red and Pasty White
I know- you're absolutely jealous.

I'll totally be participating in shorts-wearing all summer.
I am the striped ninja ranger after all.
And this look is awesome:

Ok- the truth is spilling out:
Summer Goal #4 (1, 2, and 3 listed here):
Lose my title as the Striped Ninja Ranger. 
A ninja ranger has too many jobs and responsibilities
and I'm way too busy applying aloe to my burn ninja stripes.

Any interested applicants can apply below.


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